My Box is NOT in Rehab!
What a crazy week! My song has been heard millions of times on the web and on radio stations across the world (thanks z100!). Justin Timberlake mentioned me. Recently MSNBC named My Box the most Viralist Video...and said I was the biggest thing on the internet! My Box is being sold on EBay...and someone is already bidding over $200!
So I should have assumed the media would start investigating! And there are false rumors spreading like wildfire about me! The tabloids are at it...and boy do I hate the publicity!
1. I am NOT in Rehab. Someone sent me the Us Weekly cover which is apparently on shelves soon. You liars! Did I fall asleep on the middle of a dance floor last weekend? Yes. Am I an alcoholic. NO! I was exhausted ya'll! Exhausted. Who hasn't been so tired they fell asleep while dancing in a club!?!
2. Melissa is NOT Bunny. Despite the "scoop" from Ivy Gate Blog and AdRants...Melissa is my identical twin at Penn. Melissa doesn't even sing. My name is Bunny. I am a character.
3. I am NOT seeing Wilmer Valderrama. Did we spend Sunday night in a hotel room together doing body shots? Yes. Are we dating? NO! We are FRIENDS!
My Box is on Ebay. Click on the word Ebay to own it for yourself! A friend just helped me post it!
And I got this e-mail from England 5 minutes ago...HA!
"A person at my school has your song recorded onto their phone and has it set as their ring tone. Their phone just so happened to go off during an A-Level exam at school and now everyone in the exam knows your song! After she received a bollocking for leaving her phone on everyone asked her what the tune was!!!"
Well... you're famous in...Sandwich, Kent, England. Best wishes for the future"
THANKS CHRIS!
Right now your box is only going for about $10 on ebay. Is there something wrong with your box that you are not telling us? It looks like a great box but I would not want to get in a bidding war only to win and be disappointed. I would not want to be left with a sour taste in my mouth if I won your box over and found it to be defective. Getting screwed on ebay is so easy.
Posted by: CR | January 10, 2007 at 01:59 PM
I think it is great that you are getting noticed. Gotta love modern technology - it keeps dreams alive! Your song is absolutely hilarious and you have a great voice too. See you on Letterman...
Posted by: Brad | January 10, 2007 at 02:13 PM
I thought this was so funny!
You rock bunny! You should be on snl or mad tv! Justin should promote a duet parody on this! :)Rock on with your bad ass box
Posted by: Christina | January 10, 2007 at 02:58 PM
Awesome video! Beautiful woman with a sense of humor; very hard to find. Where do they all hide out? Evidently...in a box. Good luck and best wishes to ya bunny! call me sometime..
Posted by: shaun | January 10, 2007 at 03:40 PM
Shouldn't that magazine say "SENDS" and not "SEND"?
Posted by: dude | January 10, 2007 at 04:10 PM
I put your box on my blog for you.
Big fan of your vid. Blog is even BETTER. Can't wait for kid sister's debut.
Posted by: JJ | January 10, 2007 at 05:42 PM
Incredibly creative, hilarious, and intelligent!
This is already huge and things are certainly going to get hairier (in a revolutionairy sense... not stubble wise).
Hang on to your box and enjoy the ride!
Marino
PS I wish you the best and look forward to hearing more about your box.
Posted by: Mino | January 10, 2007 at 07:41 PM
You write~
"Did I fall asleep on the middle of a dance floor last weekend? Yes. Am I an alcoholoc. NO! I was exhausted ya'll! Who hasn't been so tired they fell asleep while dancing in a club!?!"
Hmmm...I *hope* everyone gets your allusion to the box-exposin' Miss Brit. Otherwise your quote might end up at gawker.com! :D
Posted by: Tim | January 11, 2007 at 08:03 AM
Your box is viral! That's so awesome!
Posted by: The Kenosha Kid | January 11, 2007 at 08:30 PM
Hysterical!
Posted by: Kami | January 12, 2007 at 07:21 PM
"the internet...it's kind of a big deal"
Hahha++
Posted by: SenseLess | January 13, 2007 at 05:46 AM
hi I saw your video in youtube com, it was good, conratulations :)
Posted by: bedava | January 21, 2007 at 07:55 AM